HERE'S A RITIN FRUM

For DECEMBER, 2003


HI EVERYBUDY!

This is Old Bear ritin 2 U agin and I shure am glad that my man has 2 du all the kompewter problems. Every tyme he trys 2 du sumpn nyce on his kompewter he gets in truble. This time he bought sumpn kalled a greet card program for ate dollars and wus tryin it out b4 he gave it to Miss Elizabeth who lykes to make greeting kards for her friends. Well, he sed he wus real pleased until this new 8 dollar program locked up his kompewter and he didn't know how 2 get it unlocked. His gud frend Mr. Gayle usually helps my man fix his kompewter problems but he wus gone on a trip so my m an had 2 du it all himself.

Wat he did to do the unlocking wus to erase evreything and start all over. I don't understand jist wat that means and I guess my man didn't either cus he is still wurkin on getting it fixed and that was maybe three or two weeks ago. He got the stuff wurkin sew he culd finish his ritins but he don't know when he is goin 2 get everything fixed. He sed I culd tell U that it tuk him over 2 hours to figger out out how to fix the puzzle thing sew he culd make a new puzzle.

Wat made it harder for my man to fix things is that all of a sudden he can't see hardly at all. Maybe you didn't know that he don't have 2 gud eyes lyke most peples. His left eye is sumpn kalled a lazy eye and don't wurk gud at all. So he can't see 3D movies and don't have wt is kalled depth perception. So he almost always uses his gud rite eye.

Well, now sumpn went wrong with his rite eye and he can' t hardly see out of it at all. Oh, he can see tv shows and read big headlines but can' t read anything small and has a reel hard time doin kompewter wurk. The eye doctor man give him sum stuff to put in his eye but sed if it don't wurk he might have to go 4 sum surjerie.

I told him that he ought to think about goin 2 the doll doctor like I did a long time ago. Wen my man first tuk me out of the closet where I had been livin I didn't have no eyes at all cus they had been losted when I wus real little. Sew I culdn't see nuthin. And one of my ears wus almost tore of and one of my arms wus hangin loose and I wus in purty bad shape.

Well, my man tuk me to the doll hospital and I guess I was there for most a week and wen I cum home I culd see reel gud and my ear wusn't floppin around and my bad arm w as fixed cept it never has wurked jist right.

Anyway, I bet my man culd go to the doll hospital and get his eye fixed so he culd see better out of it. It's shure no fun tryin 2 du things wen U kan't see.

My man sez it isn't all bad cus now he has 2 make his lazy left eye wurk 4 a change.

My man sex he shure hopes it doesn't snow on us when we go to New York City in December. He don't lyke snow very much and we will have 2 du purty much walkin in New York City mostly goin to fancy dinners and to see sum plays. We are goin 2 C The Producers and Hairspray and Chicago and the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. I member goin to Radio City last time we were in New York City cus the guard people made me ryde through the picture machine cus they thought I might have sumpn bad inside of me. It sure is funny that I ride through those machnes at airports all the time and nobody ever sed anything about it. But I bet this tyme it will be sumpn different cus of the 9-11 thing. I'll tell you all about our trip in my next ritin.