HERE'S A RITIN FRUM
FOR SEPTEMBER 2000
FOR SEPTEMBER 2000
Hi, evrybudy!
This is Old Bear ritin 2 U agin and that's me sittin in the chair waitin 2 get my tooths checked. My man had 2 holes he had 2 get fixed but I didn't have any. I guess that wus cus I don't eat so much peanut brickle and hard candies lyke he duz.
This goin 2 the dentist thing wus part of getting ready 2 go to Spain cus my man sed we want 2 B feelin gud wen we go. He went 2 the doktor place 2 get a needle stuck in his arm and the doctor peples did sumpn with the blood 2 C if he was well and he wus so he says that is purty gud.
I'm goin 2 B wearin my blue sweater with all the pins on it that you kan C in this pitcher. My man bot this sweater 4 me wen we were in Gibraltar last tyme and he wants 2 take me bak 2 wear he bot it cus the nyce lady who made it mite have sumpn else 4 me 2 wear. It's really 2 hot now here in Dallus 2 B wearin a sweater, but it's probly goin 2 feel real gud wen we get 2 Malaga in Spain. Partikularly if we go playces at nitetyme.
Can you see that strap lookin thing that is sort of wrapped around me? Well, that is a real purty red dog leash that my man bot 2 snap on to my purty new red belt that used 2 B a dog collar. He got sorta pairnoid wen I got bearnapped in Chikago and don't want that 2 happen agin.
He sez with this strap thing he kan hang on 2 me a lot better jist in kase sumbudy wants 2 grab me away. He sez this will be partikularly portant when we are in Gibraltar cus last tyme one of the Barbara Apes luked lyke he wanted to see wat I tasted lyke. He sez I won't have to wear it all the tyme, jist wen we R out in crowds. That's why he got one thqt can kum unhooked reel easy. My man is real smart that way sumtymes.
I'm goin 2 du sumpn purty excitin B4 we go 2 Spain and maybe if U know that the song U been hearing is named UP UP AND AWAY u kan get an idea of wat it is goin 2 B.. My man's birthday is on September 4th and his gud frend Miss Elizabeth has one on September 1 so they are goin 2 du wat is kalled "split the diffurnce" and have their birthday days 2gether on September 2nd. And wat they are goin 2 du is goin 2 take a airplayne ryde at nite over the city sew they kan C all the lites. And I get 2 go with them!
That shure is goin 2 B fun cus I've never been flyin in a little airplane like we are goin 2 go in. My man sed maybe I culd sit in the front where I culd see reel gud and help the driver drive the ayrplane. Here's a pitcher of wat it will be lyke.
My man sed he has never dun nuthin lyke this B4 but he members how much fun it wus 2 go on a helichopper ryde over St. Louis one time a purty long tyme ago. And one tyme he got 2 ryde in a airplayne with 2 wings and then in sumpn kalled a glider but these rydes were all in the daytime.
And this tyme we get served crackers & cheese and sumpn kalled a non-alkoholic bevrage. I think that means sumpn like Coca-Cola.
I'll shure have a lot 2 rite about next tyme.
Adios amigos!
