HERE'S A RITIN FRUM OLD BEAR
FOR JULY 1998
I didn't think I wus goin 2 rite sumpn 4 my July ritin cus I wus goin 2 go 2 Mexico and wuld wait until I got bak and then tel abowt my trip. But then I got 2 thinkin abowt my unkle Dick's birthday comin on July 4th and that's wat I call firecracker day and that got me 2 thinking about why we shoot fire crackers on the 4th of July. I used 2 think it wus cus my uncle Dick had another birthday but then I lerned that we wus reely celbratin sumpn called INDEPENDUNCE DAY.
Independunce Day is abowt how sum old timey men got together and sent an e-mail to Mr. King in Englund who was the boss of the unity states in those days. This e-mail sed to Mr. King U r chargin us 2 much taxes for our T sew we R goin 2 dump it in the river and that will teach you and we want U 2 quit bein boss of the unity states cus we no how 2 run them better than u du. Then these men rote up a piece of paper that sed lots of good things abowt how they were goin 2 run America when Mr. King wusn't boss no more and how they wuldn't have sew much tax on T but maybe put sum more on smokin stuff and they signed all their names 2 it and sent it by snail mail to Mr. King in Englund who didn't like it much. He wanted 2 keep on being boss. He told sum soljers to put on their red coats and go 2 the unity states and make sure peoples voted for him in the next elecshun. That didn't wurk out very gud 4 Mr. King cus Mr. General George Washington sed 2 all the unity states men .. let me talk 2 U for a minute abowt how we need 2 send the red coats back 2 Englund. And after they listened to Mr. Washington these Minute Men got their shootin guns and got behind sum trees and shot all the red coats and then they went and voted for Mr. General George Washington to be the new boss.
I don't no 2 much abowt Histry and sumtymes don't get all the faks jist rite but I do no that America is a pretty gud playce 2 live cus even if U r a bear who never went 2 skool U get 2 rite kolumns 4 Startext and take trips and nobody hardly ever sez U kant du it except wen U r little and ur momma or your daddy sez u kant. Sew I thot maybe U wuld jist like to luk at an American Flag wavin wile U listen 2 the song AMERICA that is playin and jist think abowt wat livin in America is all about.
If U want 2 C a reel gud firewurks show then U jist clik on the wavin flag and U will have a frunt row seat 4 a reel gud one.
U can go reed my man's magazine or see sum of my old ritins or send me a letr jist by clickin on one of these pitchers.
