HERE'S A RITIN FRUM
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For JUNE 2002
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HI Evrybudy! This is Old Bear ritin 2 U agin and I want 2 tell yu that I've got sum nu clothes to wear and show U the pitchers of me wearin them.
Why I got these nu clothes is cus of two trips I might maybe make. I've already told U abwt 1 trip and that wuld be goin 2 Ilnoyze 2 C my bestust frend Samantha get married. If I do get 2 du that my man sed I ought 2 wear a special suit kalled a tuxedo . Sumbudy who new he wus lukin 4 a tuxedo 4 me give him the computer address of a place in St. Louis that had bear clothes so he luked it up and shure enuf they had jist wat we wanted. Sew he ordered it. Here are pitchers of me wearing it. It is wat is kalled a tailcoat sew that is why it hangs down pretty low in the back.
The trousers got a dark stripe down the side jist like reel tuxedos and I got a black bow tie and red bow tie to wear with it.
U kan C that I'm bear pawed in these pitchers cus my man hadn't found any shoes wen the pitchers were tuk.
The tuxedo is mostly to wear if I get to go to Samantha's wedding but my man sed I shuld bring it along on the crews we are going 2 du in November. I don't think I told U abowt that.
Yes, we are goin on a crews in November with sum more people that we take trips with sumtymes. We are goin 2 ride a bus to Galveston town and then get on a real big crews boat and ride on it to sum playce kalled Key West in florida and then keep on goin 2 sum other playces and I don't member jist wear that will be. We don't have the zact tinerary yet. A crews boat is lyke a big hotel floatin on the water.
My man sed I shuld have two things to wear on this crews. One is the Tuxedo suit 2 wear when I go to the Captain's party and the other is a swim suit jist in case I want to go swimmin. The ship will be sew big that there will be maybe more than 1 swimmin pool.
Well, I didn't have no swim suit sew when my man ordered the tuxedo suit he ordered a swim suit at the same time. Here I am wearin it.
Don't U laff 2 hard jist cus my swim trunks luk lyke they are falling off. My man sed he guessed he wuld have 2 get me sum suspenders to hold it up and sed I had better be careful in the swim pool or I mite loose my trunks. I don't think that is very funny.
My man went shoppin at a place kalled the Galleria with his gud frend Miss Elizabeth and discovered a new bear store there that had sum shoes that he thot mite fit me so he bought a pair. They are pretty tight but I can get them on. Here I am in my new shoes and my new swim trunks and the shirt that the doll doctor lady gave me when she fixed me feet and a hat that my man found sumplace that he thught I would lyke.
The shoes are brown with wite souls but he figgered with my baggy tuxedo pants nobody at the wedding or the Captain's table would notice.
I dunno .. Maybe I shuld go barefoot.
THE CRITICAL PERIOD IN MATRIMONY IS BREAKFAST-TIME Sir Alan Patrick Herbert Uncommon Law [1935], p.98