HERE'S A RITIN FRUM
FOR MAY 2000
FOR MAY 2000
Hi, evrybudy!
This is Old Bear ritin 2 U agin and I guess I shuld du sort of a pology 2 U. I put the wrong musik in my ritin last month. I put in one kalled 'travelin man' cus I got all xcited about takin sum trips but it shuld have been Peter Cottontail Hoppin Down the Bunny Trail cus it wus Easter time in April and bunnies sorta go with Easter time. I tell U it gets purty hard duin this ritin and keepin up with all the wurds and things 2 remembur. So, I went ahead and put Peter Cottontail in this tyme cus I lyke it purty much.
Guess wat! I'm gonna B in the funny papers. Yep, that's rite. There is sumpn in our Sunday funny paper secshun kalled Family Pc Fun-the Sunday comic strip for the online family. Here is wat this luks lyke in the funny papers.
Every week they have sumpn kalled a Bonus Site. If this is in your Sunday paper be sure to look at it on May 7 cus that is wen the place wear peples go to read my ritin will be the Bonus Site. That shure is xcitin 4 me. My pitcher won't be in the funny papers but it is reel gud 4 peples 2 C who I am and maybe go reed my online ritins. I bet Miss Christy who wus the one who let me start duin my ritins will be reel proud of me 2 B reckognized this way.
How I got 2 B in the funny papers is cus my man sent my ritin address to the man who dus the Family PC Fun cus that's what it said to do and purty soon we got an e-mail back sayin it wus purty gud ritin and the address wus goin 2 B in the May 7 funny paper.
I shure am disapointed that I don't get 2 go 2 Fillydelfia like I had planned. Course my man don't get 2 go either cus the hole trip was cancellated and nobody gets 2 go. Well, here's wat I rote about goin to Fillydelfia B4 we found out that it as cancellated. The little stars that I'm ritin in the middle shows it is a special thing to read.
It shure is getting close to goin 2 Fillydelfia tyme. My man got the tinerary that tells all about wat we will be duin and it shure is interestin. My man and me are goin 2 meet sum peples at a church purty early in the morning and then ryde on a bus to the big airport and then get on a big Americun Ayrlines plane to fly to Fillydelfia. I have 2 B shure 2 take my book that the airplayne dryver rites in 2 say how many miles it is frum Dallas to Fillydelfia. I can carry it in my Alhambra bag that you can see on my shoulder in my pitcher at the top.
Purty soon after we get to Fillydelfia we r goin 2 du a hole lot of site seein and here's sum of the things we'll site see.
Course we r goin 2 go see a playce kalled Independence Hall cus that's wear Mr. George Washington and lots of other famus men stood up and sed to the King of England who wus boss of the Unity States in those old timey days that they didn't want him 2 B boss no longer and they rote it all down in a letter kalled the Declaration of Independence and put a stamp on it and sent it to the King of Englund and then rung the Liberty Bell so hard that it put a big crack in it. That is a reel histerical playce we r goin 2 see.
Then we R goin 2 go see the house wear Miss Betsy Ross did the sewin on the 1st Americun Flag. I guess she's the one who invented the stars & stripes that we stand up and salute wenever we see it in a parade. Maybe we will get to C her sewin machine. My gramma used to have a sewin machine that she run with her foot. I wonder if it wus lyke the one Miss Betsy Ross used.
The tinerary sez we R goin 2 go 2 sum gardens and sum big old manshun houses and sum museums but one of the bestust playces we will be goin is to the playce called THE MINT. My man sez that the mint in Fillydelfia is wear sum of the purty new quarter coins cum frum and it will be fun 2 C how they get made. I wunder if there will be sum free samples 4 visitors to the Mint. I shure hope so. My man is goin 2 take his ditchital kamra sew I'll have purty many pitchers wen I get bak.
It shure wuld have been fun goin 2 Fillydelfia but wen U get as old as me you sorta get used 2 bein disapointed sum tymes.
I shure hope nothin happens to our goin on the Amtrak 2 Ilnoyze to visit my gramma and then go 2 Chikago 4 a week to see things in the Musem of Science & Industry. We got the tinerary for that, 2, and it is going to be reel interestin cus there is a coal mine and a zephyr train and a reel submarine 2 get inside of and a way to play astronaught and sum movie shows and jist lots and lots of fun things to do in that Museum. So wen I du the next ritin I may have 2 du 2 or 3 pages 2 tell U abowt everything.
Then on the way home we r goin 2 stop in the town where my bestust frend Samantha lives and visit 4 maybe a half-a-day with her fambly. Sam is in kollege and mite not get 2 kum home 2 C me. I shure hope she kan.
My uncle Marty sumtymes cums here on a buzyness trip and my Aunt Judy cums with him. You know, she is the one who rites the funny Windy Indy stories. Well, they were here 4 a reel short tyme in April and cum by 2 C me and my man and Aunt Judy give us a reel big choklate kandy bar and a basket full of good jellies. We ate up the choklate kandy bar B4 my man culd take a pitcher of it. I shure lyke it wen she cums 2 C us cus she is reel nyce and brings us presunts, 2.
Well, I gotta go now. Don't forget to look at the FamilyPCFun thing on May 7!
