HERE'S A RITIN FRUM

For APRIL, 2004


HI EVERYBUDY!

Hi, everybudy. My man didn’t give me much ritin space this tyme sew I’ll rite fast. How du U lyke the pitcher of me all dressed up in the dress up suit I wore to Samantha’s wedding? I put it on to go to sumpn called a George Washington Tea at the Jane Douglas Chapter of the DAR. I’ve been 2 this T party 3 tymes now and it’s real fun and there is a lot of gud things to eat. This is put on every year by the CAR which means the Childrun of the American Resolution and me and my man get invited.

There is always a gud program at this T party and one of the things this year wus Miss Colleen tellin sum Interestin Facts that she did resurch on. She give me wat she rote down but my man sed he culdn’t use them until later. But here’s a cuple of Miss Colleens interestin facts:

There are more people alive today than have ever died.
If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
The Statue of Liberty’s mouth is 3 feet wide.
If you lace your shoes from the inside to the outside the fit will be snugger around your big toe.

Du U C that round thing on my shirt jist below my red bow tie? That is a Texus Ranger badge that Miss Elizabeth bought for me wen we were at the DAR house. The CAR childrun have a project of helping build a Texus Ranger museum in Austin here in Texus and they were selling these badges to make sum money for their project. It shure wus nice of Miss Elizabeth to buy this 4 me and I’ll wear it a hole lot of places and wen peoples ask abowt it I’ll tell them abowt the Texus Ranger museum.